shout out to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
forrreal: Prayer circle for Charles Trippy everyone. still hitting hard Kick it in the ass, Charles.
Reblog if you honestly think you will be single...
peregrint: a-scandal-in-tumblr: nayaxhemoxsantanaxbritt: wasntthatafunnyday: solveitwithchocolate:
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
floopowderchristmastroy: shercockled: so the star trek sequel is basically just benedict derping everywhere
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.